It's Definitely Still Monday If...

• ... you spend 20 minutes circling the parking deck looking for a parking place.
  
• You give up and spend another 20 minutes just trying to get out of the parking deck, which by now is a three-story traffic jam.
• You drive over to the alternative parking lot you used last year and find that it is now closed to faculty.
  
• You finally, in desperation, park illegally and are still five minutes late to class.